Usually spun, ALEAYS HORNY

Education: Yeah, I graduated from a lot of places and did a lot of things and I still ended up here

Employer: M I work a job that has me seeing the absolute worst that humanity has the offer every day

College/University: University of Pennsylvania

Religion: Atheist

Political Views: Left leaning moderate

Favorite Quotes: Sometimes being a bitch is all you have left

Favortie Sports: American football. I bleed green for the Philadelphia Eagles.

Favorite Teams: Philadelphia Eagles

Favorite Athletes: Jason Kelce I would push anybody in front of a train to get to that man